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nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(via sorry--imfangirling)

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(via sorry--imfangirling)

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wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(via hit-it-and-couldnt-quit-it)

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via hit-it-and-couldnt-quit-it)

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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(via hit-it-and-couldnt-quit-it)

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laterovaries:

hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea:

paraph:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. OMFG.

Oh fuck…I’m dying…

(via hit-it-and-couldnt-quit-it)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]
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nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via blaggh)

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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