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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via pizza)

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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(via sagihairius)

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nasturbate:

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

(via fuck-and-roll)

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bombing:

girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit

(via super-who-locked-in)

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via hit-it-and-couldnt-quit-it)

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prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

(via dr-john-twatson)

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ovarryacting:

wow touching my own butt is getting really exhausting if only there was someone who could do it for me

(via dr-john-twatson)

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